Jokes

Here's a good one from Ali:

Ali: "Mom, (laughing while she talks) do you wear shorts and a T-shirt to Antarctica? (giggle, giggle)"

Me: "T-SHIRTS and SHORTS?!!?! NO WAY!"

Ali: "Hahahahahaha!!! It's too cold! Get it? GET IT??? It's a joke, mom! Hahahahahaha."

Tip your waitresses, folks. Ali will be here all week.